What it's like being a MOM??!!
Updated: Oct 17, 2019
Did you ever see a movie "Senseless"? If not, you should! I wonder, if they actually wrote it based mom character!
Why? All your five senses becomes super high active:
1. You can smell a poopy diaper from another room
2. You can hear your baby crying no matter what room of the house you at
3. You can diagnose a fever just by touching a child's forehead
4. You taste every food jar before feeding your kiddo thinking WHO IN A WORLD WOULD EAT IT
5. You start seeing through the walls: the minute it got quite, you intuitively scream "DO!!! NOT!!!"
Even more, every mom acquires an extraordinary abilities of surviving without sleep and food for days, learns to see and move in darkness of a room without making any noise...
Every mom learns that a "bun" actually holds way better on un-brushed for a week hair, and wiping your teeth with a wash cloth instead of brushing, does the same trick but waaaaay faster, and after getting a water bill, you learn that you saved A LOT of money by showering only once a week instead of twice a day...
Every mom learns that cat/dog food actually is not that harmful to your child but has a disgusting taste; oh well, package says it's rich on vitamins...
Every mom learns that "privacy" is a fiction...Eventhrough, your toddler is snuggling on a couch with daddy, your bundle of joy will knock on a door, while you are in a bathroom, asking to make a cup of hot chocolate, because "Daddy's chocolate milk doesn't taste the same"...
Every mom learns that yoga pants are more comfortable then a dress, and a bonus: it can be used as a pajama as well...
Every mom, at certain point of time, become a Crayon hater, and learns that only way to clean the wall of your growing Picasso is to hold an extra can of a paint in a garage; and while shopping: avoid the isle with permanent markers...
Every mom learns that cleaning a house is pointless, and food taste better out of plastic plates...
Every mom has a hidden bottle of wine and for some reasons closet becomes the favorite room in your house...
I can go on and on...But the point is, yes, being a mother is a hard full time job...
But, at the end, all your hard work is rewarded with warm kisses and hugs from your little fidget....
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